Quite often my hubby has these moments of what I'd like to call word confusion. He either mispronounces a word or completely uses the wrong word while speaking. Let me explain.
Setting: a booth at Bennigans.
Time: prime lunch time.
Did you understand me?? 12 o'clock. On Friday.
Me - "I have such a bad headache. I hope its not a migraine."
D - "Well, have you picked up your prescription?"
Me - a little confused "Huh?"
D - "Your Valtrex. Did you go get your Valtrex?"
Me - hysterically laughing while my face turns 4 different shades of red.
D - "What is so funny?"
Me - "You dork! Its Imitrex not Valtrex. Valtrex is for herpes!!" hahaha
D - haha "Oops! Whatever its called."
Me - "Now everyone around us thinks I have herpes, you dork!" haha
D - hahaha
Now, of course, at the moment Dustin said Valtrex it got very quiet in the restaurant and I'm pretty sure the majority of the tables around us heard our conversation. Do you have someone in your life that has "word confusion"? Leave a comment and let me know.
Originally posted May 12, 2008.